EFAN AND ROGAN WHEN THEY WERE JUST LITTLE BABIES YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAh.
Also Ethan was still a little shit only cute. And Logan was innocent and very shy due to being bullied due to his eyes and shit. (even though probably realistically they'd only just be brown or something) That was until he found out what whore houses were. But even now he's still a kid.
Also if the shit never did happen between Kansas and Missouri Ethan would most likely still be a pretty upbeat guy. Thanks Missouri.